Can you answer a hypothetical question?

crap in the bag using the trench coat for cover, suck on the life savers and spit the red fluid on the turd and place a few pieces of metal from the watch and insert them at random intervals. find a seat with a kind looking person and say "I have an intestinal problem and my phone is dead"(show phone here)"and if I don't sit down I could die"(show Turd-bag to person) and they should give you the seat. or you could stuff the turd-bag under the trench coat and slowly inch toward a seat.

I think my Facebook account was hacked. PLEASE HELP?!?!!!?

You need to change your email pword immediately! Once you've done that, reset your Facebook and confirm it. When you've logged in, go to your account settings and hide your email address from your Facebook contacts. Then make a new email account and link it to your Facebook account. That way, the hacker can't use your old email to hack your Facebook again.

How much would you pay for a guitar lesson from Bon Jovi?

I want to give my friend David something special for his birthday. He loves jon bon jovi, so I want to get him a private guitar lesson from him. How much should I be willing to pay. David is a dear friend to me.

Dream about stars and black holes?

i was at a beach, and there was a man with water blue eyes. i was looking at the unusual large sun, it appeared so close, but sky was another shade of blue kind of like this http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.bigoo.ws/content/background/water/water_62.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bigoo.ws/Backgrounds/water/&usg=__h2Xb9k_MAAng5poyJEm_D6BE5Rk=&h=512&w=512&sz=47&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=u25qojy0oipOUM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=134&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwater%2Bblue%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1275%26bih%3D675%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=897&vpy=348&dur=307&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=82&ty=97&ei=5OEMTeqSLYLGlQegzbW8Cw&oei=5OEMTeqSLYLGlQegzbW8Cw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:0 but i turned around and the man was standing right behind me and out of the reflection of his eyes which was the same color i showed earlier i saw another sun coming towards the beach and it was a distance but was coming fast, i saw my little sister (4 yrs old) walking on water towards the sun that was looking at earlier, i yelled t her to come back, then i turned around and from the same reflection i saw a black blob on the mans eye it was also a reflection. the sun coming towards earth was now at a close distance and was almost as big as the other sun. the black blob on the man's eye was also a reflection. a black hole appeared out of the sky and swallowed the smaller sun leaving just the bigger sun there. as the bigger sun was setting all the stars rotated around it the sky was dark blue and but the sun was as bright as ever. from my standing point the earth lay flat and what i was seeing was a semi circle (the sun) it felt as if the earth was flat and i was looking at the end of the earth. any ideas on what it means?

From soldier to I.T. manager...maybe.?

So here's the deal...I'm an Iraq War vet (Army), actually still here on deployment and am at a crossroads in my professional life...on the one hand I am thinking about re-enlisting as a recruiter because of the changes to the culture (work hours, strategy, etc.). On the other hand, I hold a Bachelor's Degree in Communication (received prior to the Army) and have a couple of CompTIA certs in my bag (A+, Sec+). Plus, I have about 2 years experience with your usual help desk duties and a good amount of experience with networking and I.T. security issues (additionally, I handle the user accounts, troubleshooting, and communication flow for a unit of over 70 personnel with operations currently in 2 locations in Iraq, 1 location in Kuwait, and 1 location back at our home station in Alabama). I say all that to say, I'm thinking about getting out and applying for a federal job, perhaps a Department of the Army civilian. Now here comes the questions...Would I be an ideal candidate for a help desk management career (or any I.T. career for that matter) with the government? Hell, with private sector? I know the feds value CompTIA certs because they meet the DOD 8570 directives, and I know the feds value security clearances (I have one, by the way). Oh, forgot to mention I have about 2 years experience management. Anyway, what should I do? Any advice? My ETS is Jan. 5, 2013.

How come not everybody can be hypnotized?

I know that some people can and others can't be hypnotized, but what causes it? And is it something that can be controlled? How does it feel when under hypnosis, do you know what you do, can you control your actions at least a little bit?

My boyfriend called my small?

He told me he didn't want to upset me and that they're not that big. I'm 15 and a 34c but they look more like b's. I told him that if he truly likes me he'll appreciate me whether they're big or small. He hasnt replied. What does this mean? I feel insecure... was he being sweet by trying to be nice about it or is he a jerk?